This post was completely lost on my thread amongst all the spam. Here it is again for you to read... Have fun!

Bruticus understands the robotic can’t reproduce in a biological fashion, therefore we ought to be genderless and without sexual preference. We are often addressed however as being male. Quite logical, if you’re trying to compare us with you human counterparts. We are strong, bold, we are hunters. There are exceptions however; they live to spoil it all. Those wimpfull Autobots found it necessary to create the female autobot Arcee. With what purpose I ask myself. Are Optimus Prime’s thoughts perverted? If so, who programmed him to be this way? Bruticus detests the Prime.

And then there is Defensor; of all the fairytales ever told, his tale would be the most queer indeed. He is comprised of five different robots (not unlike me; Bruticus). But the way they merge into Defensor… It just all goes wrong from that point on. Defensor looks and acts very odd for a transformer. He’s a joke. He can’t for example play poker! And when he does, he folds all the time while listening to the Village People. For Unicron’s sake!

There was this one time, when Bruticus, Menasor and Devastator challenged Defensor, Superion and Computron for a game of football. After some persuasion they showed up at the Cybertronian Mega Dome of Football and Autobot Executions last spring. We were well prepared. Devastator even mounted his antigravity cannon to score some field goals. I, Bruticus, was star quarterback of course. I do throw a mean pass. Our defense was also quite solid. Now, one couldn’t possibly say those Autobot geeks were prepared for anything but humiliation. Only Superion was able to put up an honorable effort. As this game depends on the strength of the whole team, we crushed them 85 to 3. We were so good; 10 touchdowns, courtesy of the Menasor. Superion was able to score one fieldgoal, due to an ill calling by the referee Perceptor. How typical.

The role of Defensor was rather questionable. From his name one would suspect a good defense, mais au contraire… He was just standing in the way of his own kind. He even timed out to have a Marlboro light!!! Can you imagine? At the end of the game we tried to kill him of course, but Superion lead a quick escape through the roof.

My adventures never cease to amaze. Defensor is only second to prime on my black list.

Keep those praises coming. Bruticus salutes!